Friday, April 22, 2016

Can my divot be turned into a candy factory?

I hate to say it, but if they're going to steal my "second base", I almost wish they would take the entire second base so I can at least be even!  I am already worried enough about there being a divot in my left boob and not my right.  I was thinking about it though, and if I have to have a divot in my boob from where they took the lump, I would like it to be a fun game.  I have this vision of children being able to drive their toy cars on the road (aka my boob) and have to go down in the valley and back up the hill.  

My other thought is the divot can be a perfect place to store candy.  I have this vision of me being an infamous grandma that pulls candy out of a little pocket in my boob.  When the grand kids bring their friends over they'll get excited and tell their friends to ask if I have any candy.  When I pull it out of my boob pouch they will be speechless, both in utter amazement and horror.     







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