Saturday, June 1, 2019

Thank You Notes

Thank you, IUD, for doing the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do, and making me think I'm pregnant.

Thank you, C diff, for providing me with contractions, without the joy of a baby.

Thank you, radiation, for omitting my B.O. Next time, though, can you please include my right pit? The smell is atrocious.

Thank you, Gyno, for reminding me I'm not over having had cancer and that I, too, can be a rude person.